I went for gas before work today and pulled up next to the biggest, pimpest Escalade that I have ever seen outside of, like, a music video. Standing outside of the Escalade was the biggest, pimpest butch I have ever seen outside of, like, every femme's wet dream: 40ish, silver/gray fauxhawk, black t-shirt, aviators.
Escalade Butch gave me the Acknowledgment Nod when I walked in to buy smokes, which: RAD. When I walked out, Escalade Butch was still pumping gas (I mean, Escalade, right?), but she had this 20ish indie rock femme all feeling up on her while pumping gas. When I pulled away, she gave me the biggest grin I've ever seen in my life, the "GodI'msofuckinglucky" grin.
Ohmygod, I hope that I am Anderson Cooper gray when I'm in my 40s. And that I have an Escalade.
Vacation Vixen: Rebecca Ferguson
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Yes, fine, I may be a tad bit obsessed. But I just can’t get enough Rebecca
right now. So, here are three, because we all deserve more.
