Pittsburgh: you think it's like this but it's really like that

Pittsburgh: the second I get to you, I remember why I left. No! Attractive! Queers! Anywhere!

Tonight I'll be playing pool at the the alleged lesbian bar with my VERY gracious straight friends. I hope to bring back stories of attempted Lesbian Cougarings (<-- do we need a glossary?) and word of Mullet Sightings. If you don't hear from me by Wednesday, assume that some Lesbian Cougar has kidnapped me so that she has someone to clean her gutters, ifyouknowwhatI'msaying.