The Ex has announced that she's gonna ship me a skanky Craigslist stripper if I don't find a new girlfriend soon. God, honestly, I can't think of a better reason to stay single!
(I asked for a Russian one, by the way)
Ride On, Sarah Stallion
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Let’s end on some unadulterated queer joy. Two wlw ladies who know how to
have fun and how to make crowds swoon. Sure, neither is technically wearing
a ta...
