The Ex has announced that she's gonna ship me a skanky Craigslist stripper if I don't find a new girlfriend soon. God, honestly, I can't think of a better reason to stay single!
(I asked for a Russian one, by the way)
Lesbians Matlock-ed In
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Naturally, given my new age bracket, I love the new “Matlock.” Also, what a
showcase for Kathy Bates. Hello, love her always. But as I was watching the
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