The Ex has announced that she's gonna ship me a skanky Craigslist stripper if I don't find a new girlfriend soon. God, honestly, I can't think of a better reason to stay single!
(I asked for a Russian one, by the way)
My Weekend Crush
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I always, always love the Olympics. But this year, the event (despite its
many, many flaws from ongoing corruption, exorbitant expenses,
environmental imp...
