Googling doesn't make it so

"Femme Mafia DC" turns up nada. My curiosity and interest is, weirdly, not making it happen, pappen.

I'm so into something related to queer/gender stuff happening around here (that isn't all about drag) that I don't even know what to do.

Is it weird that there isn't a Butch Mafia? I know the answer to that, don't say anything.