Queer Prom!

I went to a private school, so there was no Prom for me. There was "banquet," which only the juniors, seniors and oh-those-lucky-sophomores who were asked by older "men" could attend. It consisted of sitting, eating, some singing (c'mon, it was a Baptist private school), more eating, and gossiping. Yeah private school!

I'd always envied my public school friends, who got to go to prom, get a breathalizer before entering the door and dance, dance, dance the night away. Or maybe I'm romanticizing it. Probably. Anyway, I was excited to see this. I've already got a date. You in, tentimesfast? And I hope they play The Butchies "Your Love" because it's a fantastic cover and it would be AWESOME.