Ode to the Frog

God, I love you Frog Bra.

I'll just say this: if your chest region, if you will, exceeds the maximum recommended load for sports bras and you're not a fan of, say, binding all that shit ... Frog Bra. If your below-the-shoulders-above-the-navel situation is in need of some seriously comfortable compression: fucking Frog Bra.

Frog Bra. Frog Bra. Frog Bra. Bra. Brahhhh. Bro. I can't say enough about it. I love them, I own three, I will buy more. I am a walking ad for them. I want to wear logos plastered on my chest to advertise the reduction process.

Sponsor me! It'll be like NASCAR for homos.

Reduce your situation, butches. Love the Frog.