Is there some kind of technical issue with Blogger right now? Our images, embedded videos and just about everything else seem to be randomly appearing/disappearing every other time I load the page.
Looking okay for you guys?
Ahh, the server logs! Even though we took a break from posting, y'all never stopped typing weird shit into search engines to find us! Bless your hearts.
Butches: you never get tired of 'em
- hot butch
- hot butch action
- celebrity butches
- hot butch chick
Butches: some of you just aren't satisfied with the regular kind of "hot butch"
- hottest butches
Evidence that Tres Bien's posts about "Gimme Sugar" are the hottest thing since hot butches:
- Seriously, like 30 different search terms re: "Gimme Sugar" and all things related to it. Whoa Nelly, TB, you've hit the motherlode!
Questions that I cannot answer
- are jen biesty and girlfriend still together
- what's girlgin?
Otep is a popular lady/demon:
- otep shamaya childhood
- otep shamaya's real name (I have decided that it's Melissa Higgenbottom. Your mileage may vary.)
- november 7, 1979 otep shamaya
I ... I don't know. And I'm scared!
- sexual activities bff
- ladies with short hair porn
- ladies spread your legs please
And finally: yes ... yes, I do have one:
- kate mckinnon crush
Okay, after a year of using Blogger for this joint, I think I'm wanting for more. There's so much that I want to do for the site and after days of googling "Blogger addons" and "Blogger hacks" and "Blogger widgets", I'm sure I've found the solution.
It's called WordPress.
I have to buy a new hosting package for my portfolio site, and it's looking like it might be time to roll LWM - The Blogger Edition! over to LWM - The WordPress With Its Own Domain Edition!
I mean, this all depends on Tres Bien's thoughts on the matter, but man, I sure am sick of the lack of anything decent plugin/addon-wise for Blogger. I mean, I can't even get a decent tag cloud for our 6 billion tags without a decent amount of fucking around? Double You Tee Eff, Blogger ... Double You Tee Eff.
"Wake me up this morning/ and take me down to your corner"
- Rainer Maria, "Breakfast of Champions"
Well, some news this morning: we're back, son!
Some stuff is missing, as in every mp3 I ever posted. And maybe some other stuff! Who knows? The point is that we're posting again, probably with 1/100th of the readership that we had before!
And whose fault is that? It's mine! And not Tres Bien's fault. I just wanted to point that out for the sake of pointing it out. She tried and tried to get me back on the horse, and I would not go. But I missed it ... and that girl is persistent, yo.
So ... hi! Uh, again!
If you use Goodreads or Last.fm, and you read this blog ... say, why not friend us?
We're hurting on the Goodreads front with only one lonely friend on the list.
We have separate accounts on Last.fm. I'm Squishbot (nice to meet you!); come and friend me so that I can check out yer charts for new stuff to buy! Tres Bien lives on Last.fm as Owlyowl.
Say hi sometime?
Server logs are the window to the blogular soul. Apparently, we have posted enough dirty stuff that our soul is, like, wicked filthy.
A selection of awesome search terms that have led visitors to LWM in the last month:
* hot butch: We are still kickin' it with this one! I hope you find what you're looking for, you seekers of attractive butches.
* butch action: As far as I can tell, we don't have any of that. But I commend you for your interest.
* "hate beth ditto": Hee-hee. Word. I kind of hope that actual Beth Ditto typed that into a search engine.
* "kate moennig's hair": Is awful. Still.
* "the l word" "finger length": What? Someone's trying to find out if they're gaaaaaaay!
* "truth about female desire" whores: And someone is super fucking bitter.
* butch on butch action: OHMYGOD, you have no idea how many people agree with you. There's a film I can maybe show you someday ...
* clitoris munch: Errrr, it's actually "Ladies Who Munch", ya heard?
* ftm fisting: Holla!
* gay ass clothes: I ... hmm. I know where we said that, but maybe we didn't use it how you were hoping?
* ladies of munch: Ladies Who Munch. It's not that hard.
* ladies who munch: There you go!
* oil wrestling ladies: See "L Word, The"
* transdude: Hee, it's my new favorite term! Although I'd rather say "transduder."
I currently subscribe to the "every single time you change your Blogger profile you must answer a stupid random question" theory.
The question that came up today?
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
Posted by tentimesfast at 7:11 AM
Labels: LWM, randomness
So, we've been running Google Analytics here at the secret location of the LWM headquarters for nearly a month, which is plenty of time for us to boggle at the things that lead people here.
My favorites so far:
1.) "hot butch"
Yes! Yes, I am! Hey, at least one person stayed for almost 5 minutes after they landed here with that search term. I'm not sure what they were looking for, but hey: why not?
2.) "tied up ladies"
We ... don't have any?
3.) "ladies tied up"
Still don't have any of those. You know who looks really great when she's tied up though? Madison Young. I'm just sayin'.
4.) "tentimesfast myspace"
Good luck with that!
5.) "official nancy drew" "tied up"
Well, gosh, now all of that "tied up" stuff makes sense, huh?
6.) "dyke duck" gift guide
Tres Bien writes a wicked gift guide, guys!
I think my file hosting service has exploded, since we're currently without a header graphic and some other stuff.
Sorry about that; I'll have to find out what's going on.
Okay, I had two posts planned for today, but for the love of God, I can't get over my hangover. I'll blame the insanely fantastic weekend I had.
So, later today: Monday's Tuesday's queer music mix, and a surprise post full of awesome and win!
I suck.
Yeah, okay, I changed things, probably before I should have. But seroiously, the white template was making me stabby.
It'll change more over the next few days. Not too shabby for a couple of hours of work though, yeah?
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Pretty horrible, actually. But I'm looking forward to not looking at the white default dealie anymore.
Let's say ... new design by Saturday? Okay, new design by Saturday, or I have to track down Ann Coulter and make out with her.
Deal!
Posted by tentimesfast at 8:30 AM
Labels: Ann Coulter eats babies, LWM
