Free lube!

Well, you'll get free lube if you participate in an Indiana University study about women, the sexin', and the lube (repeatedly called "sexual lubricant", which makes me laugh because I'm 12 on the inside).

From the study description:

Women who decide to participate in this study will be asked to complete a detailed questionnaire about themselves, their sexual attitudes and their sexual behaviors. After completing this initial questionnaire, we will ask you to come to our study website every day for a period of five (5) weeks and answer a brief questionnaire about your sexual activities and any products used during sexual activity that day. We will send participants an e-mail reminder each day for five weeks. We will also send all participants three (3) small bottles of a personal lubricant via U.S. mail. After participants receive these lubricants in the mail, we will ask them to use these lubricants for sexual activity (either alone or with a partner) for two specific weeks during the study and then to stop using the lubricants for the remainder of the study.

And then you'll get a reward! Who doesn't love a nice reward?

In addition to the free lubricants that you will receive during the study, women who complete the study will also receive a gift card.

Free lube! Gift cards! I'm so there! Doitdoitdoit!

In which Blogspot gets personal

I currently subscribe to the "every single time you change your Blogger profile you must answer a stupid random question" theory.

The question that came up today?

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

Um, OH SHIT SON! That's kind of sassy, Blogger!

4 things

1.) Has your housemate ever gotten a little inebriated and burned her Thanksgiving pies 'cause she just, you know, forgot? (Sorry, B., if you ever read this. It was cute!) Has she ever sent you to the store on Thanksgiving eve to buy more pie stuff? 'Cause let me tell you, that was a fun hour standing in line with a bunch of other crazy people while clutching evaporated milk and beer.

2.) Your gay ass could go to TAINTsgiving if you're queer & 21+, located in D.C., and are looking for something to do on Thanksgiving.

3.) The Pipettes have an amazing song called "I Like a Boy in Uniform (School Uniform)" that is cute and sweet and kind of queer. Also, The Pipettes: you cannot resist them!

4.) It's Thanksgiving and there are probably a ton o' queer orgs that could use some money today (or any other day, for that matter). I suggest the Youth Pride Alliance in D.C., because the queer kids are alright. If you're thinking of giving to a national nonprofit, how about The Trevor Project?

See you next week!