Where my girls at?

I am seriously considering hitting the 'mo personals, so crap is my schedule and my luck at meeting anyone Not Insane lately. Seriously. I'm almost entirely seriously serious about this, to the point that I just spent 4 whole minutes browsing profiles on Planetout.

OR maybe I should just start a Femme Mafia. Because I want to be an ally, of course, and not because of my utterly corrupt motivations. Ally ... yeah, that sounds about right!