Fun with server logs

So, we've been running Google Analytics here at the secret location of the LWM headquarters for nearly a month, which is plenty of time for us to boggle at the things that lead people here.

My favorites so far:

1.) "hot butch"

Yes! Yes, I am! Hey, at least one person stayed for almost 5 minutes after they landed here with that search term. I'm not sure what they were looking for, but hey: why not?

2.) "tied up ladies"

We ... don't have any?

3.) "ladies tied up"

Still don't have any of those. You know who looks really great when she's tied up though? Madison Young. I'm just sayin'.

4.) "tentimesfast myspace"

Good luck with that!

5.) "official nancy drew" "tied up"

Well, gosh, now all of that "tied up" stuff makes sense, huh?

6.) "dyke duck" gift guide

Tres Bien writes a wicked gift guide, guys!