Fifty: yep!

A conversation after an intoxicated viewing of "Platinum Weddings" on WE:

tentimesfast: Dude ...
Housemate's Boyfriend: Ohmygod ...
tentimesfast: Dude, I can't afford that shit!
HB: They're gonna make that shit legal for you. TIFFANY'S RINGS AND SHIT!
tentimesfast: I could buy, like, 20 cars for what they're paying.
HB: DIAMONDS, BITCHES!
tentimesfast: Oh, god, they're paying that much for FLOWERS? Oh, FUCK ME.
HB: HETEROSEXUALITY!
tentimefast: What?!
HB: They will get you ... for fifty.
tentimesfast: Huh?
HB: For fifty percent of your net worth, SON! ENJOY!
tentimesfast: Oh, no ... no. You people make weddings look like the devil.
HG: FIFTY!

Maybe it's best that gay marriage isn't legal, huh?