8.13.2007

Insta-rage: Gray Matters

Gray Matters sucks, but you'll learn at least four things from it:

1.) Pressing, intensely personal questions about love and sexual identity can be solved by boning a hot chick. Also, boning that hot chick will make you run faster.

2.) Naming one kid "Gray" and the other "Sam" is probably kind of cruel.

3.) Questions about how people who work 10 hours a week between the two of them can afford a 7 squillion square foot, multi-million dollar apartment with a view MUST be addressed by having one of the characters say "rent control" at the right time.

4.) The best advice that 'mos can get about being 'mos can and will come from heterosexuals. OHDEARGOD, THEY ARE SO WISE TO OUR WAYS!