Oh. My. God.

Ann Coulter. Seen in West Hollywood. At a gay restaurant.

Thanks Huffingtonpost.

RE: RE: Insta-rage: Gray Matters

1.) You have no idea how fast. Brace yourself!

2.) With a name like Gray, you get one of two things: "Hi, my name is Gray, and I went to Yale" OR "Hi, my name's Gray and lap dances are 40 bucks, no touching"

3.) I'm pretty sure such things only exist in RoCos about LARGE, HIP, IMPORTANT AMERICAN CITIES WHERE STUFF HAPPENS, usually NYC. Also, in "Friends" (I think, but you're the expert!) and "Seinfeld".

4.) I'm actually clueless about how to be a 'mo. All the stuff I've been telling you so far about 'mos? Totally made up. And partially based on a combination of Judy Blume books and Dan Savage columns. What you need is a kind Scottish cab driver with a crush on you and an affinity for baked goods. Get crackin'!

RE: Insta-rage: Gray Matters

1. What?! Boning a hot chick will help me run faster? I don't even need to run, at all, actually, but faster? Count me in!

2. I totally agree with the names of the characters. Part of me thinks that the director got super attached to having gray in the title and didn't realize she could have named Heather Graham's character any thing she wanted, other than Gray. Or maybe it's just me.

3. I've been looking for something that's rent-controlled all my life. Not happening.

4. So, heteros have all the answers when it comes to coming out and being on Team Mo? Sheesh. I guess I've been asking you WAY too many questions, tentimesfast. I'll be sure to keep our convos to work-related topics, SON!

Insta-rage: Gray Matters

Gray Matters sucks, but you'll learn at least four things from it:

1.) Pressing, intensely personal questions about love and sexual identity can be solved by boning a hot chick. Also, boning that hot chick will make you run faster.

2.) Naming one kid "Gray" and the other "Sam" is probably kind of cruel.

3.) Questions about how people who work 10 hours a week between the two of them can afford a 7 squillion square foot, multi-million dollar apartment with a view MUST be addressed by having one of the characters say "rent control" at the right time.

4.) The best advice that 'mos can get about being 'mos can and will come from heterosexuals. OHDEARGOD, THEY ARE SO WISE TO OUR WAYS!