RE: RE: Insta-rage: Gray Matters

1.) You have no idea how fast. Brace yourself!

2.) With a name like Gray, you get one of two things: "Hi, my name is Gray, and I went to Yale" OR "Hi, my name's Gray and lap dances are 40 bucks, no touching"

3.) I'm pretty sure such things only exist in RoCos about LARGE, HIP, IMPORTANT AMERICAN CITIES WHERE STUFF HAPPENS, usually NYC. Also, in "Friends" (I think, but you're the expert!) and "Seinfeld".

4.) I'm actually clueless about how to be a 'mo. All the stuff I've been telling you so far about 'mos? Totally made up. And partially based on a combination of Judy Blume books and Dan Savage columns. What you need is a kind Scottish cab driver with a crush on you and an affinity for baked goods. Get crackin'!