4 things

1.) Has your housemate ever gotten a little inebriated and burned her Thanksgiving pies 'cause she just, you know, forgot? (Sorry, B., if you ever read this. It was cute!) Has she ever sent you to the store on Thanksgiving eve to buy more pie stuff? 'Cause let me tell you, that was a fun hour standing in line with a bunch of other crazy people while clutching evaporated milk and beer.

2.) Your gay ass could go to TAINTsgiving if you're queer & 21+, located in D.C., and are looking for something to do on Thanksgiving.

3.) The Pipettes have an amazing song called "I Like a Boy in Uniform (School Uniform)" that is cute and sweet and kind of queer. Also, The Pipettes: you cannot resist them!

4.) It's Thanksgiving and there are probably a ton o' queer orgs that could use some money today (or any other day, for that matter). I suggest the Youth Pride Alliance in D.C., because the queer kids are alright. If you're thinking of giving to a national nonprofit, how about The Trevor Project?

See you next week!