4 things: The L Word 5.2

The turnaround on YouTube L Wordiness is much faster this season, which means that I can safely watch new episodes in 10 minute chunks a mere 18 hours after a new episode airs! Yay for semi-piracy!

Four things about episode 5.2:

1.) Is Shane ... strapping it on in one of her 685 sex scenes in this episode? I was watching on, you know, a tiny YouTube screen, so it was hard to tell (hee: hard).

2.) Jenny + Katie Holmes = same person? They're starting to look alike, at least on YouTube.

3.) Prison sex! Prison sex! Prison sex! Many naked women in a shower! Prison sex!

4.) In 50 words or less, someone please tell me what is so goddamn appealing about Shane that she can conjure up 685 ladies for sexin' in one episode. Granted, she's not even remotely my type, but uhhh, for reals, I wanna know how it happens that anyone wants to hit it with ye olde shaggy haire.

4 things: the "I'm sorry I haven't posted" edition

I have a really good excuse, as usual. But, 4 things, right?

1.) Here's the part where I make the excuse. I'll hint at it, ok? The reason why I've been a terrible slacker starts with "f" and ends with "me" and rhymes with "femme." OH FUCK I SAID IT OUT LOUD.

Damn.

2.) I'm getting an iPhone! As soon as I get over the feeling of self-loathing I'll have for pulling a fucking iPhone out of my pocket. Which might be never.

3.) It's between The Blow and Casiotone for the Painfully Alone for the "Band That Makes 10xfast Wicked Giddy" award. Electronica makes me so, so, so happy.

4.) Dani? Still around on ASALWTT, despite the effing ridiculous WNBA suit.

I'll be back to a regular posting schedule as soon as I stop thinking about one thing all of the time.

Tres Bien? Feel free to just punch me later today, ok? 'Cause I'm gettin' silly!

4 things

1.) Has your housemate ever gotten a little inebriated and burned her Thanksgiving pies 'cause she just, you know, forgot? (Sorry, B., if you ever read this. It was cute!) Has she ever sent you to the store on Thanksgiving eve to buy more pie stuff? 'Cause let me tell you, that was a fun hour standing in line with a bunch of other crazy people while clutching evaporated milk and beer.

2.) Your gay ass could go to TAINTsgiving if you're queer & 21+, located in D.C., and are looking for something to do on Thanksgiving.

3.) The Pipettes have an amazing song called "I Like a Boy in Uniform (School Uniform)" that is cute and sweet and kind of queer. Also, The Pipettes: you cannot resist them!

4.) It's Thanksgiving and there are probably a ton o' queer orgs that could use some money today (or any other day, for that matter). I suggest the Youth Pride Alliance in D.C., because the queer kids are alright. If you're thinking of giving to a national nonprofit, how about The Trevor Project?

See you next week!