Oh, Tristan

Many things that follow will not be safe for work. NSFW Alert!

After making an emergency purchase at Babeland recently, I discovered that there's a film version of Tristan Taormino's Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women.

Long story short, I now own the film version as a happy companion to the book. And this, my friends, will lead to a review in due time.

I say "in due time" because OHMYGOD, THIS FILM IS SO LONG. I am approximately 20 minutes into the 3 hours of sexin', and I have to say: not especially impressed so far. There are: lots of white people, dudes, a number of fake-titted porn ladies, a number of fake-tanned porn dudes (see: dudes!), and a camera guy who does that "I'm breaking the wall and talking to the actors" thing that I hate when I watch porn.

Looks to be terrible! I'm not sure how they pull off the instructional element when the film features people who fuck for a living getting fucked. It's a film that's coming up on a 10-year anniversary though, so I'll cut it some slack. But hey, Nina Hartley is in it! That's something.