Of butchness, and how I just can't change your tire, call AAA

Once again -- and shockingly soon! -- I have searched YouTube for my favorite butch/femme search terms and I discovered this:



Listen, dude, I know your pain. I ... I can't change a tire. Is there anyone around to take away my butch card? No? I can PAY for you to have your tire changed, and I think that's something.

I think we need to discuss the question of metrosexual butches right fucking now.

AND, uh, dude who made this video? On behalf of all of our femme readers who might see this: swoon. I, you know, love femmes myself and I'm with you on the metro butch thing, but you have to be fucking kidding me, thinking that there aren't femmes who like what you are.

Own that shit, my metro brother!