Of butchness, and how I just can't change your tire, call AAA

Once again -- and shockingly soon! -- I have searched YouTube for my favorite butch/femme search terms and I discovered this:



Listen, dude, I know your pain. I ... I can't change a tire. Is there anyone around to take away my butch card? No? I can PAY for you to have your tire changed, and I think that's something.

I think we need to discuss the question of metrosexual butches right fucking now.

AND, uh, dude who made this video? On behalf of all of our femme readers who might see this: swoon. I, you know, love femmes myself and I'm with you on the metro butch thing, but you have to be fucking kidding me, thinking that there aren't femmes who like what you are.

Own that shit, my metro brother!

I heart celesbians

So, Julie Goldman is now interviewing famous Ds on AfterEllen and it's gut-spillingly funny.

I meant to post something about this when the first interview went up, because it was with Kate McKinnon. Kate McKinnon ... what else can I say? I've had an inappropriate celesbian crush on her since AfterEllen first started posting clips of The Big Gay Sketch Show.

Funny, girly, smart, blonde. What else is there? She's actually replaced my long-running, inappropriate, Idon'tthinkshe'salesbianisshe celebrity crush of, like, 5+ years: Sarah Vowell. That one I really can't explain, although I will say that there's something very appealing about the combination of the supremely nerdy girl who's also super snarky that just rocks my socks.

Which brings me to this, dear readers: if you have an inappropriate crush, now's the time to confess it via the comment field. I kind of feel like my multi-year infatuation with Sarah Vowell will win, but hey, hit me with your best shot!

I wanna commitment ceremony you

Nothing would make me happier than Julie Goldman and Kate McKinnon having sarcastic gay babies together. Make it happen!

Are you dating a goth chick?*

Rebecca Drysdale is a time traveling lesbian and a handsome bastard (she looks just like my handsome bastard friend Ethan, only with a rack!). Check the first video in the series:



Visit the rest of the videos -- there are eight in total -- where they live at Funny Or Die. They get more amusing as the series progresses.

Who doesn't like to inject their work day with a little bit of funny mixed in with hot lesbotronic make-out sessions? Communists, that's who.

*This line shows up in episode 2 and will make your entire life. I mean, if you ever made fun of goth chicks. Which you shouldn't. That would be mean.

She's got the hottest Adam's apple at the Republican Convention