My school custodian's name was Al. And Al didn't like kids. At all, really. You'd call his name and he's reply with a hearty "Whaaaaaht?" Al was curmudgeonly and crabby, but if you asked nice enough, he'd give you change (he found) for the pop machine. Al sounds nothing like Brian Bonin, who is going to become Brianna Bonin at Clara Barton Elementary School in Oxford. Neat. What's even neater? The school is actually sending out a letter letting parents know that Brian will soon be Brianna and to pass that knowledge on down to the kiddies. How progressive. Good luck, Brianna.
Santa Weirdo
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