No looky-loos, please

I LOVE this story about tourists gawking at the queers in San Francisco. The article talks about how San Fran has always been known to be a touristy area, but the stickler here folks, is that now buses actually drop loads of heteros (and maybe some closeted inquiring gays) off in packs in the Castro district and then picks them up after they've had ample time to hold hands (scare off the lesbians!), take photos (Oh, Bernice, you should have seen this one gay guy, hold on, I have some pics) and well, basically touch and not buy at local delis and restaurants, because you know, San Fran is expensive, it's much cheaper to take shots of the place and pretend to everyone back home you ate there.