In the event that some duder out there still thinks that the lyrics of this song are a realistic depiction of what happens when your "girl gotta girlfriend", let me just break it down for ya: they're not. I KNOW! And here I thought that straight porn would never mislead anyone.
Still, the dude that's singing this song is named Ray L, and that's kind of awesome all by itself.
Santa Weirdo
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Anyone having holiday anxiety and similarly convinced that they ever
actually met The Big Guy they’d also make it weird? Though, as a single gay
woman, ...