The Ex has announced that she's gonna ship me a skanky Craigslist stripper if I don't find a new girlfriend soon. God, honestly, I can't think of a better reason to stay single!
(I asked for a Russian one, by the way)
Santa Weirdo
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Anyone having holiday anxiety and similarly convinced that they ever
actually met The Big Guy they’d also make it weird? Though, as a single gay
woman, ...
