The Ex has announced that she's gonna ship me a skanky Craigslist stripper if I don't find a new girlfriend soon. God, honestly, I can't think of a better reason to stay single!
(I asked for a Russian one, by the way)
My Weekend Crush
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Fine, last one. Oh Sarah. Oh Holland. Look at those two love birds. And the
casual legs up on the table. Now that’s how you sapphic at the Vanity Fair
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